Never Gets Old

A man sat on his porch one day.  A car pulled up.  Someone stepped out and yelled, “Get in, the floods are coming.”

“No thanks.  God will save me.”

The car drives off.

The flood waters come.  The man goes upstairs.

A boat pulls up and someone yells to the man, “Get in, the floods are coming.”

“No thanks.  God will save me.”

The boat pulls away.

The flood waters rise.  The man gets on his roof.

A helicopter comes and someone yells, “Get in, the floods are rising.”

“No thanks.  God will save me.”

The flood waters rose.  The man drowned.  He gets to Heaven and meets God.  “God, why didn’t you save me?”

“I sent a car, a boat and a helicopter.”

 

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